In a move that has left ABC executives reeling and right-wing Twitter cheering, Tim Allen and Roseanne Barr have officially canceled their highly anticipated non-woke sitcom with the network. The reason? According to the comedy duo, ABC’s handling of the Trump-Harris debate was the last straw in a long list of grievances. In a joint statement, Allen and Barr declared that ABC has “lost their credibility” and that they could no longer associate with a network that caters to the “woke mob” at the expense of free speech.

The show, which was intended to be a no-holds-barred, anti-woke sitcom, had already generated significant buzz. Dubbed America Uncanceled, the series was poised to be a comedic battleground where political correctness would be thrown out the window, and nothing would be off-limits. The show’s cancellation, however, has left fans disappointed, critics confused, and ABC scrambling for answers.

America Uncanceled was set to be the perfect antidote to what Tim Allen and Roseanne Barr view as Hollywood’s obsession with “wokeness.” The premise? A conservative, working-class family navigating modern America, armed with nothing but common sense and a healthy dose of cynicism. Think Last Man Standing meets Roseanne, but with fewer participation trophies and more jokes about gluten intolerance and electric cars.

The show’s creators had promised audiences that it would tackle the hot-button issues of today—everything from cancel culture to safe spaces—with humor that wasn’t afraid to ruffle some feathers. It was designed as a refuge for viewers who felt alienated by Hollywood’s leftward tilt, a place where no one would apologize for offending anyone.

And let’s face it: casting Allen and Barr as co-stars was nothing short of genius. Both have built careers on playing grumpy-yet-lovable, no-nonsense characters who take jabs at the absurdities of modern life. Their pairing was meant to be a middle finger to the “woke establishment,” wrapped in sitcom-style one-liners.

But like so many promising ventures, America Uncanceled didn’t survive the culture war crossfire—particularly when ABC found itself on the receiving end of backlash after the Trump-Harris debate.

The Trump-Harris debate was billed as a pivotal moment in the 2024 presidential election. With the country on edge and the stakes higher than ever, millions tuned in expecting fireworks. What they got was something closer to a political demolition derby.

ABC, tasked with moderating the debate, found itself caught between two political heavyweights. On one side was former President Donald Trump, as bombastic as ever, making claims that ranged from the conspiratorial (“Democrats want to execute babies after birth”) to the downright bizarre (“Ohio immigrants are eating people’s pets”). On the other side was Vice President Kamala Harris, delivering her points with the calm of someone waiting for her Uber Eats delivery.

But it wasn’t the candidates who stole the show—it was the moderators. As Trump unleashed a torrent of questionable claims, ABC moderators David Muir and Linsey Davis stepped in repeatedly to fact-check him, turning what was supposed to be a debate into what looked more like an intervention.

The immediate fallout was predictable: Trump supporters accused ABC of bias, while Harris fans praised the network for holding Trump accountable. However, for people like Tim Allen and Roseanne Barr, the fact-checking went too far. In their view, ABC wasn’t just moderating a debate—it was stifling free speech.

Not long after the debate, Allen and Barr made their feelings known. In a joint statement posted to their social media accounts, the comedy legends announced they were pulling the plug on their ABC project.

“ABC has lost its credibility,” Allen wrote, with Barr adding, “We can’t work with a network that’s more interested in policing speech than letting people speak freely.”

Sources close to the duo say the decision wasn’t made lightly. “Tim and Roseanne wanted to create a show that stood up for free speech, common sense, and the American way,” said one insider. “But after seeing ABC bend over backwards to appease the woke crowd during the debate, they realized the network wasn’t the right fit.”

For Allen and Barr, the final straw wasn’t just the fact-checking during the debate, but the network’s broader culture of “woke censorship.” After all, Barr is no stranger to ABC’s tendency to “cancel” things that don’t align with its values—her own reboot of Roseanne was famously canceled after a controversial tweet, a move that still stings for many of her fans.

As news of the cancellation spread, reactions poured in from all corners of the internet. Conservative media outlets hailed Allen and Barr as heroes for standing up to ABC’s “woke agenda.” “This is what courage looks like,” wrote one right-wing commentator. “Tim and Roseanne are fighting for free speech, and ABC is just another casualty of cancel culture.”

Meanwhile, liberal commentators seemed less concerned. “Good riddance,” one columnist wrote. “If their idea of comedy is outdated culture war jokes, maybe it’s best this show never saw the light of day.”

Despite the polarized reactions, one thing was clear: the culture war had claimed yet another victim. In an era where politics and entertainment are increasingly intertwined, America Uncanceled had become more than just a TV show—it was a symbol of the larger battle over free speech, political correctness, and who gets to control the cultural narrative.

For ABC, the fallout has been nothing short of a disaster. Executives had hoped America Uncanceled would be their golden ticket to winning back a more conservative audience—a demographic that has increasingly tuned out from mainstream media. But now, with Allen and Barr walking away, those hopes are dashed.

In a carefully worded statement, ABC expressed disappointment over the decision, but hinted that it would continue to pursue projects that “reflect a wide range of perspectives.”

“While we are saddened by Tim and Roseanne’s decision to cancel their show, ABC remains committed to providing diverse voices a platform,” the network said. “We will continue to explore programming that speaks to all Americans.”

Translation: We’re already looking for another non-woke show to replace this one.

With America Uncanceled officially dead, the question remains: What’s next for Allen and Barr? While ABC may be off the table, the duo’s refusal to bow to “woke culture” has only endeared them further to conservative audiences.

Rumors are already swirling that Fox Nation is eager to pick up the show, giving Allen and Barr a new home where they can deliver their brand of comedy without fear of censorship. Other reports suggest that streaming platforms like Netflix and Hulu have also expressed interest, though some wonder if those networks would be willing to take on the potential backlash.

Whatever happens next, one thing is for sure: Tim Allen and Roseanne Barr aren’t going anywhere. They’ve weathered the storms of cancel culture before, and they’ll likely do it again—only this time, they’ll do it with even more punchlines about gluten-free diets and gender-neutral bathrooms.

NOTE: This is SATIRE, Not Real News.